The Jew Tea Party

Dear Tea Party:

You may have noticed in the past few days that the Obama administration, through designated attack dogs--David Axelrod, John Kerry, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, etc.--have blamed the Tea Party for the recent S&P downgrade.

Naturally, the Obama-enabling liberal media have jumped on the bandwagon and accused the Tea Party of being hostage-takers, terrorists, and gee, according to Thomas Friedman, the Tea Party are just like Hizbullah.

Hizbullah, by the way, are Iranian-funded terrorists whose mission it is to annihilate Israel and every Jew on the face of the earth. They also like killing Americans in mass bombings.

The Tea Party is also labeled by the left as religious nuts. The Christianity of Sarah Palin, Michele Bachman, Mitt Romney and Rick Perry are, to the left, proof of a dangerous piety.

Of course, leftist piety in its worship of social justice--code for socialism--is perfectly fine.

Thus, the Tea Party is attacked on two fronts: economic and religious.

In short the Tea Party are the new Jews.

Since time immemorial, the Jewish people have been relentlessly attacked as a strange people who wickedly but cleverly undermine the very foundations of every society in which they settle.

We are: money-lenders, bankers, communists, socialists, anarchists, war-mongers, pacifists, profiteers, cowards, traitors, a people absent loyalty except to a secret Jewish conspiracy to, um, take over the earth. Y'know, just like Lex Luthor.

Tea Party members should be proud. When a good, peaceful and patriotic group of people are painted with the brush of Jew-hatred you know you are doing something right, you know that those on the attack have no ideas and a seriously broken moral compass.

I have one minor suggestion, a sure-fire way of beating the Obama smear machine at its own game.

Chang your name.

The Tea Party should relabel itself--

-- The Jews.

Think of it: every time Obama and his crowd try to shift blame from their own dismal failures they will blame it on, drum beat please, THE JEWS!

Fade to Black on a second term for Obama.

Shalom U'vracha -