Condo for Sale!

I'm giving in and selling my condo. The noise upstairs could drive Charlie Sheen to sobriety!

Yesterday as I entered the elevator with my daughter, a woman barged in with a dog... in her purse.

"Keep your child away! He bites children!"  The miniature mongrel growled at us. His demonic teeth looked like dentures. Question:  Why are "Service Dogs" allowed in the elevator with people as opposed to using the Service Elevator?  I use the Service Elevator so I don't have to run into people and have to LISTEN to them with the Condo Complaints!

Older residents think that I can "help" with the situation of the Condo.  It's a sitcom!  Known for the biggest pool on the Corridor, there is a huge demand for "quiet" swimming.  Signs posted read: "No boisterous play or bobby pins allowed!" I guess the bobby pins cracked the pool where it began to seep water down to the basement Valet area... VERY dangerous and not a joke.

Here's the reality: The biggest selling point of MY condo is "The Drownless Pool!"

It's completely childproof AND you can walk through the pool without getting splashed. In fact, you won't even get wet!

THERE IS NO WATER IN MY POOL!!

For months now the HOA has looking for "bids" for repairs. TRY "GOOGLE!"

On a playdate date last week my daughter's friend was "reprimanded"... by the head of maintenance. She had her sneakers on the bench.

I made a note of this "reprimand" to the office.

Here's the response:

Hi Sunda,

What we did was out of concern for the little girl's safety who happened to be standing on the end of the bench leaning over onto the reception desk. Timely reaction was necessary due to the circumstances and protecting the bench was ancillary.  I would like to apologize if in doing so, words or tone were harsh however, given the circumstances of the little girls safety hopefully you can overlook that.  In the future, we would react the same for any potentially hazardous condition for the well being of the Association we have to act first and relay later.

VJ Readers:  THIS is comedy!  My neighbors won't put garbage IN the chute because before the "Revolution" (???) they had servants so they are not "used to doing it."  The latest?  A woman, admiring herself in the mirror wiped the excess mascara...on the wallpaper!  She looked at me like I was crazy and said: "It's just mascara!"

With no handicap ramp in the lobby, I have watched people fall up the stairs with strollers and walkers and they care about a BENCH?!
 
Catch the episode of "James and Sunda" on JLTV where I give you a tour of the priciest area of the "Corridor" of Los Angeles with a "Drownless Pool!" I'm outta here!  Thanks for being a loyal VJ reader! Time for a swim!

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