Stuffed cabbage, brisket, brisket "ropa vieja" Spanish style, ribs, capon, chicken and I'm sure i forgot to add something to the list but it doesn't matter... it's too much!
All I want is a hot dog... with a toasted roll! But we all know that's not happening! I just came back from an MRI with my "gastro-gal" as I call her and her prescription?
No more matzoh! No wonder we suffered for so many years! This stuff will make you think you have appendicitis! I felt for sure i was a goner until I saw her today.
The tech doing my tests wanted to tell me some jokes. Yeah...that's what I'm in the mood for today...jokes.
"How do you know you have a good vacuum cleaner?" I reply..."When it sucks!" He couldn't believe I knew that joke and I couldn't believe he thought it was a joke!
Now that it's all said and done, it is my daughter's favorite and worst time of year: her Pesach birthday! That's right! No cake for her... she'll have to wait and I'll have to hide the matzoh from myself as my mother in law (may she rest in peace) taught me the "right" way to eat it during Pesach: butter with a little salt.
Well...she gave me that recipe the day Aviva came home from the hospital and I've been eating it every Pesach but now the time as come where i have to leave it alone and put down the "ducky!"
I don't want stuffed cabbage; i don't want brisket, chicken, capon or anything that remotely reminds me of the past few days.... I just want a hot dog "all the way" from New Jersey. I can dream, can't I? And dream on I will! I will have more to tell you after my Pesach visit to Disneyland where people start to look like walking churros when your "bread" fasting!
Get ready to hear about the madness I experienced at Disneyland! I always love this place! Everyone says the lines are too long. Not me. I'm from New Jersey. I enjoy the entertainment and oy! The tattoos! (I can't imagine why someone would want a turtle tattoo.)
Now enough of this matzoh talk and time to start packing! It's showtime for Mickey, Minnie, Tovah and the birthday girl, Aviva!
Let the Jewish Hunger Games continue! See you next week and keep reading VJ! We tell it like it is and like it was.... Why is my neighbor baking bread today? It's torture!
